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An Explanation of the Absurdity:

Apple Boy is a very strange fellow, as you may have noticed. And because many of you are confused and wondering how any of this could possibly be funny, I have decided to offer a simple explanation. Apple Boy likes apples. If you haven't figured that out then you're too dumb to ever understand any of this. Apple Boy likes apples so much that when he is holding one, he is distracted and not completely aware of his surroundings, however strange they may be. Apple Boy never changes his facial expressions. That should be pretty obvious too. But you would expect a normal person put in any one of Apple Boy's outrageous situations to display a wide variety of facial expressions and emotions. Sex, Murder, Bad Kitties - nothing phases him.

That's why it is funny.


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